It happened to Roy "Wrong Way" Riegels in the Rose Bowl. It happened to Jim Marshall in the NFL, and he's one of the greatest defensive linemen in history. So when you think about, Andre Parker's 58-yard fumble return in the wrong direction in Thursday night's Kent State-Towson game puts him in some pretty rare company, really. The unseen look on his face when he realizes his gaffe is the stuff of great art.
Now, the Towson players who actually chased Parker down for the tackle, thereby robbing their team of a certain safety? In this spontaneous ode to the DERP gods, they are the reverberating belch at the end of a hymn.