Non-blog events are overwhelming SMQ today, so in lieu of stat breakdowns and half-assed satire, it's time to check in on the latest round of Rod-hating invective from West Virginia in the last week, where the pian of a loving heart torn asunder goes on stinging in increasingly creative ways.
(To fully appreciate the second one, which is genius in my opinion, just think 
And my personal favorites, the first set to the hallowed wisdom of Bo Schembechler, the second scoring points for maximum impact with brevity:
Thank god not everybody on YouTube has to build a case like a lawyer.