On the heels of Antwain Easterling's surprise commitment Wednesday, The Onion says Southern Miss' latest class might add another unexpected signee:
...although the idea of Southern Miss making "a run for number one" is at least as accurate as football players being "required" to maintain a 2.25 GPA. Favre remains "noncommittal" about the latter, at least until USM's prestigious department of "athletic administration" allays his trepidation.
It's like they're in my head, man!
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