Awwwwwww!!! You're a 21-point favorite to steal my heart!
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Hey, what's with the long face, little fella? Did your quarterback turn the ball over six times against the lowest-rated pass defense in the country? At least it wasn't on national television!
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Watch out - that first step's a doozy!
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Keep looking to the stars, little guy! The pain of diappointment will only linger for a few days and then you'll never feel anything ever again!
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Aw, you could just be crushed so easily!
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So completely helpless!
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