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Samardzijasdjfzjasa Hangs Up Cleats For Spikes, $1.6 Million Per Year

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The Worldwide Leader says Jeff Samardzifanafofana will forego the expected NFL career for a five-year, $8 million deal to pitch for the Chicago Cubs, beginning in the minor leagues. His first manager in Single A Peoria will be Ryne Sandberg.


Excited by newfound wealth...in more ways than one, apparently.
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