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Iowa State: I'm Here Because You Need Me Now
Howdy there, Cyclones. While all of you have been busy celebrating the second-most exciting college football game on television last Saturday, your overtime win over arch rival Iowa for the CyHawk Trophy, a pressing matter has come to my attention. With realignment talks ongoing this football...
RTT Obtains Exclusive Fictitious Letter From SEC Headquarters
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Mizzou Home Game Promotions for the Upcoming Athletic Year
No one does promotions quite like minor league baseball. The Lake Elsinore Storm made a name for themselves earlier in the year with their Sheenco de Mayo celebration. This entrepreneurial spirit is echoed around the country, as evidenced by Akron Aero's Ship Out Lebron Night, the Arkansas...
Conference Suggestions for Mizzou Fans in NCAA Football 12
It's not much of a secret that many of us here at Rock M Nation are avid fans of EA Sports' NCAA Football franchise. It is for that exact reason that this article from IGN has us quite excited for NCAA Football 12, especially the following feature: When you setup a Dynasty, you have control like...
Seth Greenberg Not Invited to Annual Conspiracy Theorists Convention
Despite a strong showing in 2010-11, Virginia Tech's Seth Greenberg was not among the 68 conspiracy theorists invited to the National Conspiracy Theorists Association Convention. The convention, held every year at the Des Moines Airport Marriott, brings together only those whose theories have...
Nebraska Hires Ari Fleischer To Handle Football Media Relations
Ari Fleischer served as White House Press Secretary under George W Bush and has since consulted with several sports-related organizations. The University of Nebraska has announced the hiring of Ari Fleischer to take over football media relations beginning the spring of 2011. The move...
Apparently Chris Colston Wants to Fight Me
I received my copy of Chris Colston's Hokie Annual the other day and after initially reading it, I can say it's even better than I thought it would be. There's a lot of great content in the book and it will be just as indispensable for Hokie fans as Phil Steele's guide is for hardcore college...
Stuff Mizzou People Like #5
In the tradition of Stuff White People Like (which was later brilliantly parodied by Every Day Should Be Saturday), I'm going to intermittently kill time this offseason by examining Stuff Mizzou People Like. Today's edition: Expanding Faurot Field Don't tell Mizzou People size doesn't matter, damn...
Stuff Mizzou People Like #4
In the tradition of Stuff White People Like (which was later brilliantly parodied by Every Day Should Be Saturday), I'm going to intermittently kill time this offseason by examining Stuff Mizzou People Like. Today's edition: The Clinton Club The renaissance of Mizzou Basketball has meant the return...
Stuff Mizzou People Like #3
In the tradition of Stuff White People Like (which was later brilliantly parodied by Every Day Should Be Saturday), I'm going to intermittently kill time this offseason by examining Stuff Mizzou People Like. Today's edition: Fullbacks, fullback jokes, and beating fullback-related dead...
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