Two Children Injured, Man Burned as Andre Smith Emerges to Forage for Food
Witnesses say spray wouldn’t have deterred Alabama lineman’s charge. TUSCALOOSA –– Two children were injured Tuesday, one seriously, as Alabama tackle Andre Smith emerged from...
Guest Columnist: The University of Minnesota Has Crushed My Dream of Having My Face on Skimpy Women's Wear
By Goldy Gopher- - - You might think it’s an easy gig, being a big anthropomorphic gopher. In some ways, that’s true. I prance and mug in an oversized jersey, hugging kids, waving my mass...
Phil's Forecast: U.S. Presidential Election '08
Reps have won 4 of last 6 but Dems are 6-0 in bad economy since 1932. Since 1932 Dems have just 9 losing POTUS elections, unfortunately five of them came from 1980-2004. McCain came to the Senate in...
I See Now That What We Did to Hawaii Was Wrong
by Knowshon Moreno- - - First, you should probably read this, via this. - - - The night of the Sugar Bowl approximately 8 o’clock I received a handoff in my hands so I proceeded to run for a t...
Reminiscing, With Joe Tiller
After twelve years, Joe Tiller has one last go-round as the longest-tenured non-zombie coach in the Big Ten. Here, he reminisces on some of his favorite moments on the sideline with the Black and Gold...
Guest Columnist: Is Alabama Football Ready to Do Whatever It Takes to Keep Me Chalked Up?
By Tony Basco, Motivational Speaker.- - - Thank you, Coach Saban, you ruthless bastard! Ha ha. Just kidding, kids. Don't swear. It's great to be here in Tuscaloosa, with apologies to Randy Newman, t...