So Boise State's equipment truck hit a cow en route to Saturday's game at Southern Miss, and apparently did to poor Bessie what Boise's defense is going to do the Golden Eagles' freshman quarterback. I guess the local poultry has had enough of the "Eat Mor Chikin" thing. As a native Mississippian, I feel compelled to point out that there is no evidence at this point that the, uh, collision actually happened within the Magnolia State, the distance from Boise to Hattiesburg covering some 2,000 miles across a couple dozen state borders. But demographically, the odds are that it definitely did. (via @MurphsTurph)