We Get It, Already, But That Doesn't Mean We Want You to Stop

Non-blog events are overwhelming SMQ today, so in lieu of stat breakdowns and half-assed satire, it's time to check in on the latest round of Rod-hating invective from West Virginia in the last week, where the pian of a loving heart torn asunder goes on stinging in increasingly creative ways.

(To fully appreciate the second one, which is genius in my opinion, just think )

And my personal favorites, the first set to the hallowed wisdom of Bo Schembechler, the second scoring points for maximum impact with brevity:

Thank god not everybody on YouTube has to build a case like a lawyer.