Assessment Firesale! Is SMQ Out Of His Mind?! Every Team Must Go!

No Hub for most of the week, at least, thanks to an unidentified 'net problem at home and Comcast's booked-solid local schedule - I'd like to know why I couldn't watch Entourage Sunday night, too, if it's not too much to ask - but I will be able to focus on closing out the Absurdly Premature/Reasonably Anticipatory Assessment series before getting around to on-the-record predictin'.

I only made it to about a third of the country since March, a sloth's pace, the entirety of which is listed below the jump. There's one more random offering today before I ask the esteemed readership to turn selection committee. Check them that's gone before, then drop a comment below (or for the registration averse, a line at sundaymorningqb-at-yahoo-dot-com) letting me know which team(s) you'd like to see go under the knife before the week's out. And, yes, this is a democracy: majority rules. Unless I decide otherwise.