SMQ has no idea if Mike plans to turn this exercise into a regular feature, especially since basketball season at Penn State is mericfully finished. He's not sure whether certain forms of hilarity are to be encouraged, or can be effectively duplicated. Mike is a father.

But his thoughts Sunday night might be better than anything SMQ has ever written sober (definitely better than this), and it is well known that pretty much every great scribe imbibed a staggering amount of certain liquids in his or her time. So maybe, Mike, this is that much-sought niche. Exploit! Exploit!

Your people are with you, Joe.
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