Take a week off, miss titillating scads of hot coaching action. Time to break out the new SMQ Coach Board to get up to speed.
Raise your hand if you're the tiniest bit surprised by Bobby Petrino's alienating jump to Arkansas before finishing his first full season in the League. Bueller? Bueller?
Fedora should be announced at Southern Miss today; Disloyalty? Petrino? Les Miles scoffs at your puny overtures to doubletalking opportunism; and Karl Dorrell couldn't possibly find a better fit than Duke: mediocrity is a significant step up, and no one will ever start a Web site dedicated to his termination. Unless you're a little too successful, that is, in which case Coach K can get a little territorial.
Update [2007-12-12 16:19:19 by SMQ]: It's officially official. In reality, it looked like this:
In our minds, it's more like this:
Fear the Fedora!
(I only downloaded the 30-day trial of Photoshop, for non-blog purposes, and don't think I'm not going to get my non-money's worth. Go Eagles.)