Not all of them, actually - West Virginia held up quite nicely in its de facto conference championship, which only puts the Mountaineers on high alert next week against, uh, Pittsburgh.

But Kansas? You, sirs, with no chance now to knock off any team better than Texas A&M, are done in your intrepid but ultimately quixotic quest for once-in-a-lifetime victory. Missouri inherits said torch, for at least the next six days. Have fun, guys, and don't think twice about those Buckeyes breathing over your shoulder...