Is There a Dave Denning In the House?

The AP reports an epidemic run amok on the Missouri squad days before the Tigers' Sun Bowl showdown with Oregon State in El Paso; 20 players were held out of Tuesday's practice along with a couple assistant coaches.

Not that the coach's legendary wisdom is limited to cases of adversity or illness, but perhaps Gary Pinkel can derive some solace from the perseverance of the immortal Hayden Fox, faced with just such dire medical straits prior to Minnesota State's appearance in the 1992 Patriot Bowl?

Dammit, am I the only one here that wants to play this game?!!